This, if you didn’t know, is another Sarah Palin video.
I’m not writing this to make any political statements. Jon Stewart did it far better and far more eloquently than I ever could.
But I would like to say a thing or two about Mama Grizzly Bears.
1. They scare the living daylights out of me.
2. In the words of an anonymous source, “They fuck shit up.”
Because they’re BEARS. WILD BEARS. Wild bears are not your friends. You do not play catch with wild bears, you do not keep wild bears as pets or domesticate them in any way, and you do not eat wild bears. They will eat you first. And they won’t even pause to savor your flavor.
So I advise all of you – politician, man, woman, child, small and slow animal – stay away from the bears.